alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

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Work from 9pm. Early morning smoke at 5am before bed. Have a goodnight

vndercontrol:

u tell em shia 

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notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

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inkimyewetrust:

Better than this years entire show

  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

Waiting for work

I used to feel the effects of fantasizing about wanting to be with a person. By that I mean having a crush or even simply liking someone. It’s been quite sometime and honestly it feels good. Really liberating. I’m not looking forward to having a crush. I really don’t want to feel sad and lonely. Right now I’m away on a work trip just enjoying my self. I’m actually pretty funny.
Get to know yourself. I found myself more confident being aware of who I am. Just be yourself. Those won’t make much of a difference to anyone but I just wanted to write this.

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays
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